inkblot

male.
23.
washington dc.
Wed Jun 18
kill some time with viral video film school.
Fri Jun 6
messing with old people.
Mon Jun 2

writing a thesis sucks.

Sun May 11

overheard on a televison.

  • Charlie: Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, OK? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's the way the lie works!
  • Dennis: That's a horrible thing to do!
  • Charlie: Well, I'm a bad guy then!
  • Dennis: You are a bad guy! You lied to us!
  • Charlie: All right look at this, sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
  • Dennis: You've got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelet?
  • Charlie: Yeah, you gotta crack an egg.
  • Dennis: So you're throwing down life lessons now?
  • Charlie: I'm throwing down eggs!
  • Dennis: Class is in session, the teacher's teaching class now!
  • Charlie: I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!
Fri May 9
“ cigarettes ARE cool. president coolidge
Thu May 8

actual conversations with president coolidge.

  • president coolidge: if you could be any animal, what would you be?
  • me: a fucking human being.
Wed May 7

“you’re starting to scare me.”

Fri Apr 25
“ buffer urinal. i don’t know
Tue Apr 22

joke?

Geeky and Gorgeous: The Ladies of Comic-Con - Asylum | For All Mankind

this list has the sharpest drop off. except for #19. her beauty is ummmmm…ummmmm…nevermind.

Mon Apr 14

100 parakeets. thank you u.s. government.

http://www.parakeetok.com/how_to_order.htm

with bonus volume discount.