June 2008
3 posts
kill some time with viral video film school. →
messing with old people. →
writing a thesis sucks.
May 2008
4 posts
overheard on a televison.
Charlie: Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, OK? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's the way the lie works!
Dennis: That's a horrible thing to do!
Charlie: Well, I'm a bad guy then!
Dennis: You are a bad guy! You lied to us!
Charlie: All right look at this, sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Dennis: You've got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelet?
Charlie: Yeah, you gotta crack an egg.
Dennis: So you're throwing down life lessons now?
Charlie: I'm throwing down eggs!
Dennis: Class is in session, the teacher's teaching class now!
Charlie: I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!
“cigarettes ARE cool.”
– president coolidge
actual conversations with president coolidge.
president coolidge: if you could be any animal, what would you be?
me: a fucking human being.
“you’re starting to scare me.”
April 2008
11 posts
“buffer urinal.”
– i don’t know
joke?
Geeky and Gorgeous: The Ladies of Comic-Con - Asylum | For All Mankind this list has the sharpest drop off. except for #19. her beauty is ummmmm…ummmmm…nevermind.
100 parakeets. thank you u.s. government.
http://www.parakeetok.com/how_to_order.htm with bonus volume discount.
last.fm
check out last.fm. a buddy of mine turned me on to it. link to me at inkblot505. you know for kids.
the economy is looking up.
Gadgets: A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By Fucking It
words you don't learn to spell in school. part I.
is it ‘yeah’ or ‘yea’? becuase i’ve seen it both ways. the internets confuses me most of the time.
oh yeah.
Odyssey of the Mind @ umd. @ awesome.
perfect
Twatr.net getting my girlfriend’s mom a invite for this.
March 2008
19 posts
breakfast buffet equals fucking delicious. dinner buffet equals fucking white trash.
saw these at the local hardware store
3M eStore: Nexcare Duct Tape Bandage, 20 ct guy:is that a bandaid? guy2: no. its duct tape.
hi-def herpes
Why do the valtrex comercials (eg herpes) come in hi-def? they do. trust me.
new idea.
post ‘it’s always sunny in philadelphia’ quotes. specifically charlies’.
“Charlie: What’s that made out of?
Dennis: It’s a board, so...”
– I.A.S.i.P.
damn it. that is a great idea.
Adult Fun with Jell-O Shots : DivineCaroline i think ‘adult’ means college kids aren’t going to go the extra mile to impress their guests.
did you notice.
the stripes on this site are diagonal. if you tilt your head it looks thinner. or fatter. Boo fat. Hooray slimming effect.
muxed up →
“Q:what does shit do?
A:It rolls down hill. down hill.”
– me
1 tag
No cell service. No Internet.
I just got back from gf’s parent’s new house in worthington mass. See title. Great time.
Testing out the mobile posting
roy rogers
driving to nyc tonight. hopefully i will only stop once for the rogers. damn you chesapeake house. damn you.
intro
more to come.
